Bill

So I brought the twins to Newark to see Bill before we leave. They're at an indoor water park and I'm running errands.

Today is a busy day.

"You can't vote for McCain because of that! You're a racist! I don't know you!"

- Tayler, in a heated argument with Bill about the best candidate for the presidency

Today Bill called and I didn't answer fast enough so I called him back while we were driving home from a Girl Scout function. I didn't even know it was him, since he has a new number now.

Tyler got on the phone with him and started talking with him and broached the subject of adoption. Bill told Tyler it would mean he would never get to see her again, which is simply not true. Bill's visitation would still stand.

Bill told Tyler, "You'll have to convince me."

Tyler handed the phone over to Tayler, clearly annoyed, and not wanting to talk anymore.

Bill asked to talk with Tyler again. Tyler motioned no.

Tayler said, "She's doesn't... she's motioning like she's taking a bath."

A quote right out of Home Movies with Brenden Small. The whole car exploded with laughter.